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Squiddlepiss

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.
"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"
by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009
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Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.
Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."
by Flobsmack February 6, 2020
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Squidditch

Squid played Squidditch with his tentacles.
by SquidMCSquid May 12, 2010
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squiddles

fuck..... well it a long story sooooo.... fuck, there once was a shit cunt who didn't buy anyone beeR, he on welfare And he stole all of my cigs, he had a mega mind and a squidward shaped head, so..... we called him squiddles and now he is a porn star and he has got his own site. its called squid porn. be careful because he will bum you.
"squiddles" how are you?
by squiddles best friend :) October 29, 2018
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squaddie wash

The utilisation of a sink full of water and soap to wash yourself with, leaving yourself clean but scruffy looking
"Fucking hell Geoff, didn't you wash your hair this morning?"

"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
by Sibanez February 8, 2007
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Squiddin Out

When your dog lays on the ground, itching their back and face while legs flail and pushes off of your furniture.
*Dog rolling erratically on the ground*
Man 1: "What the heck is your dog doing?"
Man 2: "Watch out, she's squiddin out!"
by TreynocTheGod November 27, 2017
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squidder

An insult used against Asians on TikTok, derived from "squid game person," as Squid Game is a Korean show.
Man, Jackie Chan has a pretty big dick for being a squidder.
by PercivalBlue November 11, 2021
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