Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.
"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"
by LLLLL December 06, 2004
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squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.
Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.
by my pseudonyms are all taken November 23, 2013
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squeezing the lemon

After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.
"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"
by bassfische April 07, 2017
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squeeze my lemon

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.
"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson
by Smurfman256 October 04, 2017
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squeezed lemon

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.
Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.
by logic001 June 23, 2010
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Squeeze lemons

Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.

To rain on someone's parade.

A party pooper

A downer

An act of being toxic

Ruiner
"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."
by strEEt-sama May 18, 2021
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Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.
"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
by J3ll-y October 31, 2020
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