squashy as

Someone who goes by the name of Spandex.

Don't worry spandex! Ex lax will keep this a secret...

"I ain't no squashy as! You be a squashy as!"

by Squashy As April 6, 2008

Squashies

A female with usually large squashable breasts

"ooh, look at your big squashies"

by TheFerociousMercenary June 19, 2017

Squashie

A derogatory name for someone who plays squash.
Particularly those who are loud, needy, and snide.

There were a couple people playing squash today and acting like true squashies.

by Gymgal June 9, 2021

Squashie

A person who has very sharp sunburn lines; they look like the sweet: squashies.

‘Mate you look like a squashie’
‘Yeah, I forgot to put suncream on at the beach’

by Squidmuncher7 July 1, 2023