Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Sweet and Sour Spaghetti Squash

The act of eating out a pregnant female and having her water break into one's mouth.

Jimmy was going down on Donna when all of a sudden her water broke and he received some sweet and sour spaghetti squash

by drummaster January 7, 2012

squape

Disappointing, inadequate

No one loves me.
You're so squape.

by Puss in boobs December 2, 2015

Skittle Squasher

A female who damages her sexual partner's genitalia, specifically the testicular region, through overenthusiastic thrusting of the pelvis. This female is usually on top.

Yeah, poor guy, his girlfriend is such a skittle squasher.

by Squishy Squasher September 12, 2010

squash it

To forget about something... an just be chill again.

Yeah Me and Tyrone were gonna fight but we desided to squash it.

by Bob Wilicon June 29, 2006

Squashpumping

When a male ejaculates upon a squash (or similar produce i.e. cucumber, zucchini, large carrot sticks) then proceeds to insert jizz covered veggie into a woman's (or male) orifice of choice.

"I was Squashpumping Megan the other day; You should have seen the load I blew on that zucchini, dawg."

"I hope Julia doesn't choke on all of our cum when we start Squashpumping her"

"Wanna have a Squashpumping orgy?"

by TheOracle22 February 11, 2012

Vibe Squash

Vibe Squashing is the act by which a person removes a negative topic from conversation by stating: Vibe Squashed. Typically, the scenario will involve illicit drugs and be used as a measure to prevent negative vibes from manifesting themselves into uncontrollable paranoia, but this does not have to be the case, and a vibe squash can be used in any social setting where negative vibes may exist. Once the vibe squashed is an accepted term amongst the group, any member of the group can interject the conversation with vibe squashed and the conversation must start anew.

Bill: Yo, what if the cops come or something while we're doing all these drugs, or something.

Ted: Hey man, vibe squashed.

Jake: The weather outside... Is weather.

by vibesquashed August 25, 2013