squaglammer

Any device used to clean an apparatus used to smoke marijuana. Often this consists of a thin piece of metal or hard plastic.

Hey man, can you please hand me the squaglammer? The bowl is pretty dirty.

by Seanithan April 3, 2008

Bust Me A Squash

To request a waterfall from anothers beverage

YO! bust me a squash of that purple drank!

by uberskllzmcgee12 March 13, 2010

squaggly

(Ska-wag-ally) (1) Something that is not in order or properly aligned in such a way as to not be easily described with simple linear terminology. (2) The digital artifacts created on a TV screen when a DVD processor malfunctions. Usually manifests as picture broken up pictures with little squares dancing around the screen while random images appeared in the backround and audio is garbelled.)
(etymology- yr. 2000 created by a two-year old named Allegra Davis- appears to be a mixure of squiggly, wiggly, waggly and jaggedly.)

- "We were trying to watch the movie and the TV got all squaggly"

- "Look at her teeth they are all yellow and squaggly"

-"That poor old lady, she looks cold and her hair is all squaggly

by Captclam July 27, 2006

Squagel

According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.

by derka1 May 3, 2011

squaggin

To have one or both testicles adhere to the side of your leg.

After I worked up a good sweat, I had a serious squaggin problem.

by ?? October 31, 2004

mushy squash

Guys that are left that no one else wants according to Alison Dilaurentes from Pretty Little Liars

Emily- "I don't want to end up with Mushy squash"
Paige McCullers- "Are you drunk?"

by Jenny1ynn9 October 22, 2013

Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

by ratatatooie January 18, 2009