shload

shit load

I have a shload of work to do.

by Seamus March 10, 2003

sloading

When something loads very slowly.

"My computer is sloading! For fuck's sake!

by alfredopunkin July 13, 2013

Shloady

When someone is really really high

Ayy david ,whats up eddie ,that tree got me shloady

by Shloady gang September 21, 2016

squoad

A square chode ( a penis wider then it is longer) That is so wide and small and sharp that you cut yourself while masterbating. Useally found on fake hippis named kyle

kyles squoad is so sharp it cut off his fingers

by Captain Fantastic June 10, 2004

shload

female ejaculate, she cum.

Bro, I was hooking up with Jenny last weekend, I was in the zone, I must've hit the right spot because she busted the biggest shload I've ever seen.

by sanfred January 24, 2011

shloaded

being extremely drunk ; a combination of shit faced and loaded

I was shloaded last night.
put your clothes on gir,l you were shloaded last night.

by Downey Vario DASK January 22, 2010

Spload

n. The man's first ejaculation during a sexual encounter, especially when he's receiving a blowjob. Characterized as being more forceful, more plentiful more gooey than subsequent loads. Often reported by the receiver to be the sweetest load of the bunch, therefore, preferred to be taken orally.

"When my boyfriend got back from his business trip, I just had to go down on him. After 2 weeks away, I couldn't believe the size of his spload!"

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004