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Shyster in Chief

A well-deserved nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
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Spister

(Vb.) To spister

An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.
'Ah, mate, I went off with this bird and spistered her all night long. There was blood everywhere!'

'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'
by Kinky Jigsaw November 23, 2011
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shystery

When a mysterious source causes a smell of shit to the 12th power.
I spent most of the bus ride back to MSB smelling sleeping passengers in attempt to solve the shystery.
by Wise1KnowsAll March 21, 2017
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shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.
"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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shyster steve

One who cooks the books for his daughters sake in U-12 softball
What a shyster Steve he is. His daughter grounds into a fielders choice and gets a fucking single!!!!!!
by John C. Dieter October 8, 2020
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Shyster

A slime-ball creature lower than dirt. A person to intimidate you and bill you for their lies and deception. Someone who is more interested in their place in the professional pecking order than an advocate for clients. A high priced whore who is conjugal with either side of a dispute who then lends his or her support to the highest bidder.
I went to a mediation. The plaintiff made up lies. My lawyer said they might make you "look bad" you better pay them(the plaintiff) or face more fees. My lawyer was a shyster.
by Clear Light July 8, 2011
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shyster

The proper name for an attorney or a lawyer. A money-grubbing scoundrel who tries to save subhuman scum from execution, or who sues honest people who are trying to do their jobs.
It's very hard to win a lawsuit against you when you're against a big corporation with plenty of shysters.
by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005
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