Sputter Butt

A temporary condition suffered while defecating that follows a bad case of diarrhea; typically characterized by explosive flatulance accompanied by the release of particulated fecal matter and the remaining contents of one's intestinal lining.

Dude, I had sputter butt for two days after eating that bad sushi!

by Cheddar Poof December 27, 2011

sputter fuck

Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment

I’d sputter fuck you.

by Jkmellisa March 7, 2018

Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.

'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'

by Goat_011 April 17, 2020

butter sputter

The expulsion of vaginal lubricant that often accompanies a queef, although the expulsion may occur for any number of other reasons such as: 1.) swift punch to the body (see donkey punch); 2.) bodily decomposition (see mung); or during a sit up occurring after feminine arousal.

1. Jess had sex with two men in one evening. By the time she was almost done with the second, she was queefing so bad that the butter sputter almost made Doug put on a rain coat for his own protection. The filthy act was wetter than a monsoon.

2. Not only did Luke's dog queef, but there was also some butter sputter, as evidenced by the stains in her dog bed.

3. The butter sputter left flecks of moisture on her panties, leaving her in an awkward situation as she sat on the church pew during mass.

by Jon - #1784 November 12, 2007

Butt sputter

When your dump is on the cusp of your sphinct and your baloon knot begins sputtering out small moist farts in rapid succession until you have the chance to release your brown baby.

Jim: Dude we need to pullover!

Steve: Why?

Jim: That second cup of coffee this morning has my butt sputtering.

by WillyCV December 23, 2014

text sputter

The inexplicable sending of texts or SMS messages in two to four-word fragments, exasperating the recipient. Someone who text-sputters usually sends instant messages on the Internet the same way, and fires off e-mails without salutations, sign-off, or even the quote feature. Indecipherable txtese thrown in for good measure is par for the course. Often can't be bothered with punctuation, and also favors writing in either all caps or all lower case. The kind of person who initiates first-time conversations with strangers with the word "and."

MICK: hey went to
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
rss 4
Rosalita then i

ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!

MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it

by SugarFreeSheila.com February 7, 2010

gringo sputter

a white man's sperm

Tom shot his gringo sputter all over Tisha's face after beating the grip out of her vagoo.

by leftnutofjesus January 22, 2009