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survey says

another way of saying "and the answer is...."
(from the game show Family Feud, where the host in the final round would shout "survey says!" to the board, to reveal how many people came back with the same answer to the question).
when looking something up on Google, some people have a tendency to utter the words "survey says" when the results appear on the screen....what noobs!
by holly February 12, 2005
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spurned

I spurned the advances of the flirtatious woman at the bar because I had a girlfriend.
by Jackie Roberts November 3, 2010
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dolphin surveillance

When a surveillance team blatently exposes themselves on purpose, and then dissapears completely, giving a suspect false security.

Based on how dolphins are observed in the ocean...

"now you see us, now you don't"

A sloppy and easy to spot team trails a suspect, gets noticed, and then after awhile, they stop pursuing the suspect. The suspect realizes that the people spying on him have stopped, and then gets a false sense of security.

It would be as if the people tailing you had left you for a picnic. (or so you think...)

But instead of the sloppy team tailing the suspect, a new upscaled professional team moves in to do surveillance, with precision and fixed posts.
Jon: There were two people following us, and they were out of place; not dressed like most people in Manhatten...It is SO obvious that they are following us, i've noticed them twice today...
David: Yes, but now they aren't anywhere to be seen... It's like they dissapeared on us.
Jon: Diana told me about this, it's dolphin surveillance!
by g-diggity May 28, 2008
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Spurse

Social Purse - The dopest new shopping concept where friends create a social purse to stack cashback for their everyday purchases.
Yo! Did you buy it through Spurse?

If you didn't buy it through Spurse, it don't count!
by spurse-me-back August 19, 2021
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scurved

when someone is a bit unsure/questioning someone else's actions
I'm a little scurved by this old lady wearing booty shorts.
by planetain April 19, 2018
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Survey Bitch

a female that posts a survey bulletin on myspace (a survey bulletin is a bulletin that has pre-written questions for the person to answer them so they can show their myspace friends what their answers are to these obscene questions) but a survey bitch only posts a survey bulletin that has the following questions: "Have you had your heart broken lately?" or "Do you think relationships are worth it?" etc... the reason they want to answer those questions and show everybody what their answers are, is because their boyfriend had recently broken up with her and they attempt (usually a failed attempt) to try to make that person feel guilty. The survey bitch tries to cover up their reason for doing the survey bulletin (the reason being to make her ex guilty) by making the title of the bulletin the following title: "I'm doing a survey because i was bored." when everyone should know that the only reason she did it was to make her ex feel guilty, not because she was bored.
The following is a real life example of survey done by a Survey Bitch.

Do you think​ relat​ionsh​ips are ever reall​y worth​ it?
haaaa!
no comment.

When was the last time you were extre​mely disap​point​ed?​​​
yesterday night.

the last perso​n you kisse​d and the next perso​n you'​​​ll kiss the same?​​​
haa.

honestly;probally never again

Are you missi​ng someo​ne?​​​
"no comment.
"

What were you doing​ at 11:​​​00 am today​?​​​
asleep.

i had a rough night.

Regre​t doing​ anyth​ing in the past week?​​​
yes.

caring about things.

keep in mind that this particular survey bitch had their boyfriend break up with them the day before.
by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 3, 2009
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spurvy

A combination of a spinner and curvy body type.

1. A conjoining of 2 sexy body types i.e; hubba hubba!!
2. Rarely seen in regions outside of the Pacific Northwest.;-)
"She describes herself as curvy--but she's closer to a spinner for me. So, I'd say she's spurvy."
by Mia, of course... March 1, 2008
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