To do something useless.
John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
by PalermoD April 13, 2008
Get the Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium mug."Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.
Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.
Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.
Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.
Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.
Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?
or
Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?
or
Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?
by Rymix September 2, 2006
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Get the smuggling raisins mug.To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.
Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.
Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.
by Idontcareanymore September 27, 2006
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"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."
Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -
"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -
"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006
Get the Smuggling Plums mug.The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.
Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.
So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.
So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.
Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.
Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.
Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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