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spunkstick

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.
Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!
by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007
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spunkstache

a guy that blows his load on another guys mustache. Or a ugly chick with a mustache.
kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.
by verhaeghe February 4, 2010
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Spunkling

A spunkling is a human of small stature behaving ever increasingly anoying.

A spunkling often reacts violently towards a larger individual for little or no reason but only has the ability to inflict minor pain like pinching.
Elouise stop being such a spunkling!
by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019
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Spunksupper

A dirty whore who loves the cock..to much. Will fuck for a buck in most senses.
Danielle is a spunksupper.
by JJJJJJJ October 12, 2005
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Spunksock

A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.
I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.
by Pabski July 14, 2003
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Spunkslob

When the spongebob become 4 spunkleslop to make the skidmard anger, when the spongebob become 1 it spinkletorp but when it is four it become spunkslob
"oh hell nah 4 spunkslob"
by Spinkleslob December 20, 2020
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spunksessed

to severely gawk in, an almost obssesive manner, for extended periods of time at the female specimen in which the voyeur expierences a physical reaction of being visually stimulated (i.e.-erection a.k.a full out, morning wood) to the point of natural release of penile fluid (a.k.a cum, love juice or good old spunk!) without actual physical stimulation.
A blue balled virgin who spots a sexy milf walking down the street

"I was immediately spunksessed when i saw your mom stumbling bull-leggedly down the street exposing her twat!"
by D.No December 31, 2006
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