Spunk monkey 

A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.

Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!

Spunk monkey by bludgeon April 10, 2003

Spunk monkey 

Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.

Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!

Spunk monkey by nessa64 June 11, 2003

spunk monkey 

a very fastly generating penis

i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .

spunk monkey by fag end February 18, 2009

Spunk monkey 

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female

What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"

Spunk monkey by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

milking the spunk monkey 

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

milking the spunk monkey by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008

monkey spunk bucket 

A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum

Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket

monkey spunk bucket by Words make us feel January 8, 2014

monkey spunk 

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

monkey spunk by Anonymous April 23, 2003