Asti Spumante

Italian slang for persons rear end, behind, or butthole

If anybody messes with the Falcone family they'll get it up the Asti Spumante (must be spoken using your best Robert De Niro voice

by Dizzy Asian January 15, 2015

Spumante

noun;(spoo-mont) To dance while pretending to masterbate and throw make believe cum on a close fellow dancer. (as your hand makes a jerking move followed by an opening of the hand as to let it go)

Brady said he's gonna spumante Rebecca tonight during the big weddings dance number.

Howard spumanted George on the dancefloor during the hustle.

by chaz kopchak May 24, 2011

stumaster

A notrious donkey balls sucker, jackass and stupid wang to be avoided at all costs and for God's sake don't let his ass near your locker!

Oh my god it's stumaster run for your lives and take your locker with you cos' he'll rub his ass on it!

by bobbobson February 19, 2004

spumante

Politically correct adjectival version of profanities directed derogatorily at specific racial groups, mental/physically-handicapped persons, or homosexuals.

Bad: She is so retarded!
Good: She is so spumante!

by Freakona February 2, 2005

sputatter

A person that spits on you during conversation. To be spat on whilst in conversation with someone.

"Ewwww dude you just sputatted me!"

"You're such a sputatter now that you have braces"

by Carolwarolbarol November 21, 2013

Spumante

a less informal word for female ejaculation

We had mind-blowing sex, and as she came I could feel her spumante spray my thigh and drip from my knee down on the sheets, creating a small heart-shaped stain as a sign of our love.

by Svecosand January 24, 2017

smaltercation

A fight or argument over small things or by small things, or a combination or both, intended to distract from real issues or anything of significance.

Tump's dispute with Kim, like most of his tweets, are smaltercations intended to distract from his real behind the scenes policy decisions.

by ovsooner June 9, 2018