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Spuddle

To deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. The majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below.
Chris: "Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you. You see my mate Ben, over there? He's Chuck Norris's nephew!"

Russ: "Really?!"

In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris.
by theanimalmother April 6, 2009
mugGet the Spuddlemug.

Spuddle

Clean up the spuddle on the counter
by poptarts100 October 21, 2010
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Spuddle

To assumes an air of importance and to dwell on trifles.
Senator Foghorn as usual spudlled when called upon to speak.
by bob palmer August 17, 2003
mugGet the Spuddlemug.

Spuddle

Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Root1:Sperm
Root2:Squirt
Root3:Puddle
Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."
by big_dicked_cowboy January 15, 2011
mugGet the Spuddlemug.

spuddle

the act of spitting so much, that you form your own puddle/resevoir of spit on the floor. spuddle = spit puddle
"did someone cum on the floor?"
"naa, thats my spuddle"
by bevbah April 20, 2009
mugGet the spuddlemug.

Spuddles

Good spuddles
by Saving private Ryan March 11, 2025
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Spuddles

Good spuddles
by Saving private Ryan March 11, 2025
mugGet the Spuddlesmug.

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