Susej Dog is the old testement spelling of 'Sausage Dog'. The great and all might Sausage Dog is the true creator. He is the only real diety, and quite a lazy one at that. Quite long too.
Texts written about him have been mistranslated backwards, to form 'Jesus' and 'God', which have apparently been adapted into a couple of manmade religions.
Texts written about him have been mistranslated backwards, to form 'Jesus' and 'God', which have apparently been adapted into a couple of manmade religions.
Tyler: "If you could fight one diety, who would it be?"
Narrator: "Sausage Dog."
Tyler: "Good answer."
Narrator: "Sausage Dog."
Tyler: "Good answer."
by Pi May 27, 2004
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a derivative of Italian translation Special, Spejale is the word used to replace cuss words in everyday speech. The ultimate word to replace any word, when you cant find another to fit or do not want to offend someone. It can be used for any emotion, positive or negative.
When cut off in traffic "that guy was such a spejale".
On receiving news that an event has been cancelled "Spejale"
"She was acting like a spejale yesterday at work"
On receiving news that an event has been cancelled "Spejale"
"She was acting like a spejale yesterday at work"
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Pronounced similarly to wedge and ledge.
Pronounced similarly to wedge and ledge.
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