Spoinkers

Fans of the pig pokemon Spoink

We love spoink so much, we're spoinkers for life!

by suwdryed December 2, 2016

Catching Splinters

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

Splinter Lip

Is a Pop band with Death Metal influences. The band was formed in the wintery landscape of Amherst Massachusetts. With the lyrical genius of Jonathon Greene as their backdrop, the members of Splinter Lip took the Facebook/Youtube community by storm with over 125 views of their first single "Roy G. Biv" while their second single is still on the rise. Splinter Lip credited their sucess to Beefeater london gin and a glass elephant. They plan on a full tour in the summer of 2010.

Did you guys hear the new Splinter Lip song on youtube the other day. Twas epic!!!!!

by NeckroSnatcher March 2, 2010

Beard splinter

A sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. Usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.

M: So how was your day?
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.

by leighstarfish October 15, 2011

splinter trip

When you're planning a trip with friends, narrow down your itinerary and agree upon it, and then upon arrival at your destination one friend announces they have scheduled an additional leg. This was done covertly and is to the destination you had previously and jointly decided against.

Once arrived at said additional destination, your friend Facebook posts countless photos intended to solicit envy.

"Hey John, you're not going to believe this... Jeff scheduled a splinter trip to Mendoza, when we agreed to keep the trip just to Buenos Aires!"

by wssshht March 23, 2012

Springerized

A weird but increasingly common process by which people lose a significant percentage of their IQs, as though they are on the Jerry Springer Show.

I’ve been watching for these last four years as the entire White House has steadily become Springerized.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

splintercat

A vagina so dry and painful it's like having sex with rough cut lumber.

Courtney's splintercat gave me a rash.

by dark_army December 17, 2016