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Springboro High School

A place where the 'popular' crowd is full of complete douches who make all the other schools hate the rest of the students. It's about 30% selfish rich kids, 60% normal people trying to get through high school, and 10% people who are true to themselves and get bullied for it. Most of the jocks are immature and inconsiderate. Most of the popular people are potheads. Life at SHS for the rest of the students pretty much blows.
Kid 1: Springboro High School is full of asses.
Kid 2: No, that's just the jocks who think they're cool.

Life at Springboro High School sucks if you aren't a douchebag.
by itsfunnycuzitstrue September 12, 2011
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Springboro

A growing town with a large rich older population which is active only to stop levies and a comparable middle class only active when someone makes fun of their beliefs, or cleanliness of their house. The hangouts are very limited for the teenage population so most either stay at school or try to find other things to do like see how fast they can make it on the country roads before totaling their car or going to a different city where there are bowling alleys or theaters. Though it must be added the K&W ice cream shop is a great hangout on occasion, but it closes down during the winter season. Many local businesses are around, but don't usually do well without a great advertising job. (Note, this is difficult because it will be overlooked no matter where you put it.) The use of drugs is fairly common, but not overlooked by the PD by any stretch.

In summary, there are only four reasons to come to this town between Dayton and Cincinnatti,
1) Your family or an unfortunate friend lives here.
2) You think you might be able to start a business that is new and profitable. (not likely)
3) You have an urge to start a heated conversation about politics and morals for no reason.
4) You are lost
What are you doing? If you get off here we'll end up in Springboro!
by You've Seen Me Before September 1, 2013
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The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.
"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
by backfromiraq January 11, 2012
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A school near Cincinnati where the kids want to be just like the high school and think there all so cool. It is really a bunch of kids that are not funny but think they are, they are a bunch of spoiled brats, and all they do is bully kids. The high school hates them, the teachers hate them, the bus drivers hate them, and everyone else that has ever seen them hates them. About 98% are white kids, 2% asian kids, and there are around 3 black kid in the school.
Springboro Junior High School is just a bunch of rich white kids.
by sqigilynoodle March 3, 2017
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Spring Board

A man who is about to receive a blow job in a dark room, tucks his erect penis in his thighs. When the woman goes down to look for the penis, the man released his erect penis from his thighs and it springs up thumping her in the face.
The spring board is one of the most effective ways to leave a mushroom stamp on your girlfriend.
by Atom TwoThousand April 20, 2011
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Springloading

When you swing your arm round and round (kind of like Thor with his hammer) and Once reached maximum velocity you insert your fist into someone’s arse or vagina. (Springload, springloaded)
Jeez dude, last night was awesome but fuck you like springloading hard. I think you may have torn something down there. Want to try again tonight?
by CumMaster42069 June 29, 2022
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A school just a half mile from (Springboro High School) where about 25% of the students, who are often jocks, are complete jerks who are rich as fuck and talk shit about each other behind each others backs. Of that 25% some engage in illegal activity such as finding the "Candy Shop" and buying some "candy" for their personal use. Roughly 10% of the people are bullies who knowingly antagonize their victim on a daily basis by saying "Hey (insert victim's name here)" which is meant to simply just make the victim feel awkward and belittle them. When this occurs often the victim can do nothing because they cannot simply go to a teacher and say that someone keeps saying hi to them. About 50% of the students are normal people who are simply trying to do the best they can and walk around in a bliss simply not coming to the realization of the bullying and other illicit activities that are happening around them. Lastly, there is the 15% that are normal humane people that are willing to help those that are belittled and bullied, but often get bullied for it. Overall, life at SJHS sucks for those that aren't jerks and rich.
Kid 1: Do you go to Springboro Junior High School?
Kid 2: Yes, it sucks. All the jocks are rich and complete asses.
by Inconspicuos May 20, 2016
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