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McDonald’s Sprite

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!
by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020
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McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019
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1% Sprint

It happens when you get distracted playing on your device, or are too lazy. You proceed to sprint to the nearest charger, while having an extreme adrenaline rush. This euphoric feeling is like no other, and no matter who you are it has happened to you.
I was playing games on my iPhone, until I realized I had one percent. I got off of my bed and did the 1% sprint to the nearest charger
by Berticus69 December 10, 2018
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The final sprint

In the midst of a cross country race, your extremely tired and here comes the last 400m or so. You dont want to lose to the guy behind you and hopefully want to pass the person in front. You put on this final sprint and use every last bit of energy you have. This is definately the hardest moment in ALL of sports. It takes mental, physical and spiritual strength to give it your all in these last 400m. It can be the difference maker.
I was coming around the last straightaway of the race, holding onto first place, but the guy behind me put on the final sprint and beat me
by jewbaggies September 19, 2010
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sprint

In tetris, the act of sprinting is clearing a certain number of lines using tetrominoes in as little time as possible. Although the amount of lines can vary, the most common and widely known mode is clearing 40 lines (40L). The current world record holder for 40L sprint is u/Vince_HD on tetris site Jstris, with a time of 15.654 seconds.
People willing to clear 10k lines in sprint are crazy, but the amount of stamina needed for it is respectable to have.
by beyeet January 14, 2021
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Sprite Cranberry

The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.
Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.
by rufoosy December 16, 2018
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spifty

something that is so wickedly awesomely amazingly cool to the 100th power that it can not be described be either spiffy or nifty alone.
Pandy's P!ATD hoodie is insanely spifty.
by peterick_x_core January 4, 2007
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