Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016

Sprechen Sie Dork?

A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".

Bill: Could you throw this bucket of gasoline on the fire?
Ted: Sprechen Sie Dork?

by Lord Zoltar December 24, 2005

scrench

A tool used in the feild maintenance of chainsaws. consisting of a socket mounted to the end of a flat screwdriver.

Hey, pass me that scrench will you? my chain needs to be tensioned.

by spas-wtf August 27, 2003

sprunch

A mixed drink that is half Sprite and half fruit punch, available at McDonalds in Hawaii and Guam.

I'd like a sprunch, please.

by indie chick May 23, 2006

Sprengh

Noun

Derogatory term used to describe a Sikh male who outwardly exhibits articles of his faith (turban/patka, beard etc.) but acts in a manner that is shameless and not in line with Sikhism.

That Sprengh is so shameless!!

by Amoly September 24, 2018

sprinch

a pinch that turns into a sprinkle

she added a sprinch of sass to the convo

by dolangraysonkittygirl November 1, 2018

sprechensidouche

A creepy German guy who speaks to Americans in a condescending effeminate voice.

At the Art Gallery some "sprechensidouche" asked me if I wanted to touch his monkey.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010