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Coffee flavored Brandy is a unique blend of alcohol, sugar, and coffee usually found in Northern Maine. Half-Gallons of Allens coffee Brandy are the most bought alcohol in the state of Maine. Number two and three are Allens 1/5 and Allens Pint, respectively. Allens is usually mixed with milk to create a very healthy and satisfying treat.
Who is this cougar sleeping next to me? I've never been so spreadahd in my life!
by kyle cota June 26, 2006
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Management by Spreadsheet

An micromanagement technique whereby the micromanager generates an infinite stream of spreadsheets, mostly containing a hodgepodge of data, each purported to document and store a specific part of an employee's work output.

The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.

The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.
by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009
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Spreadater

When a male or female bends over. Then takes the index & middle finger from each hand. Inserts their fingers into the anus. Then spreads the anus open, like Predators mouth.
Spreadater:
During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."
by SQUATTER79 March 4, 2021
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spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.
damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.
by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009
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spreadsheetmanship

Of, or pertaining to the level of skill and talent one posesses in regards to creating, editing, and formatting spreadsheets. Generally, someone with good spreadsheetmanship will employ effective colors combinations, fonts, and cell spacing to create a readable, functioning spreadsheet.
"Her spreasheet was easy to read and understand due to her excellent spreadsheetmanship."

"His spreadsheetmanship sucks. The colors were awful, and the cells were too small."
by S Peterson August 6, 2008
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streamage

Usually when talking about a male, the flow of your pee from the tip of your penis into the toilet/urinal.
Dude check out how long that guys streamage is!”
by omghedidthething October 14, 2019
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Spreadneck

A term for the lower IQ individuals who believe the covid vaccine is made up and continue to spread the disease.
Damn there’s Chris, sitting there unvaccinated with his trump flag, what a spreadneck
by Honkeyykong July 29, 2021
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