Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

by WS7 September 4, 2003

Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

by A. Spears April 22, 2015

Wig snatched

When someone posts a BOMB selfie and your wig flies all the way to Mars

Crush: posts a selfie that is good enough for the gods

Me: wig snatched and detached

by Pinto fried bean September 7, 2018

my wig flew/snatched

a phrase used to define extreme shock and being surprised because of something that you saw.

" omg did you see that jillie edit, my wig flew/snatched i can't anymore!"

by pureismileven February 25, 2018

Komm Sprache!

German definition for using voice chats or communicating with your friends. If your homie needs to talk to you or needs you to talk, he can say "Komm Sprache" and everybody knows what‘s up.

We need to talk; komm Sprache!

by Connotation July 29, 2022

snatched my weave

A phrase used to describe being astoundingly impressed

Holy shit! Did you see their dance choreography? Parris Goebel just totally snatched my weave

by Cocomon March 4, 2016

Belly Scratcher

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.

Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.

by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010