Sprant 

Another word for sprinting

I sprant after that child

Sprant by Americanperson123 January 18, 2022

sprinted 

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Scranton Sausage Grinder by Midget buster January 18, 2012

scranter 

A person who regularly comments on the ScreenRant website.

The Scranters who believe that the Avengers 2 will break 3 billion dollars have unrealistic expectations.

scranter by Professor Procrastination June 28, 2013

Sprankton 

n.

1. A disease you get from chewing too much.

Why do you dress like one of thoes gothic chicks? Is it to embarrass daddy? WAA-CHA!

Sprankton by Blind8733 March 25, 2004

Scranton Tuxedo 

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.

You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.

Scranton Tuxedo by NEPA Native April 2, 2011

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019