SportsCenter

A hip, Emmy-winning daily scrapbook of homers, touchdowns, and slam-dunks

guy 1: OMG did you see tonights top ten plays?
guy 2: yes about three times, i always leave sportscenter on, i dont like dick(s)

by espnrulezz June 14, 2010

Sportscenter

Another way of saying "had sex" or "slammed" as sportscenter commonly features slam dunks on their show. (If it was very good, its known as "sportscenter top 10")

Also used in past tense as "Sportscentered" if the "slamming" if you will already occured.

Yea Jose Sportscentered Maria last night.

Bruh, Tyrone is tryna sportscenter that thicc girl in the pink romper.

by The Green Kratt Brother June 30, 2017

Sportscenter

Marital sex, performed on a week night.

The wife and I put the kids to bed, Sportscenter, then watched Leno.

by FlotserGOLD September 25, 2010

Sportscenter Blackout

When you avoid Sportscenter for a few days following a game, trade or other sporting event that upsets you or went directly against a team you root for.

Me: Melo's goin' to the Knicks!!!
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.

by shmek March 8, 2011

SportsCenter-able

Coined by Colin Cowherd of SportsNation; used to describe a player who seems like a god in highlights but doesn't live up to what the top 10 shows you.

Sure, the dude made the catch, but he's SportsCenter-able. He's barely batting .200.

by FishFooood June 3, 2011

The Sportscenter

Having sex in doggy-style position while watching Sportcenter late at night making sure to climax exactly when "Da da da—Da da da" is played and yelling "Da da da—Da da da" while thrusting to the rythms of the forementioned "Da da da—Da da da" before rolling over and fading into sleep during the Highlight of the Night.

'' Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally did The Sportscenter to this girl while my roomate was passed out in the other bed"

by FacepalmMTL April 3, 2010

ESPN SportsCenter

A showcase for everything Yankees, Red Sox, and Barry Bonds. Started going downhill in the mid 90's and now has reached the bottom of the pit. Without a doubt, employs the most annoying and unfunny anchors on any channel. It would be nice to see sports highlights without some talking head shouting out lame catchphrases and drooling over David Ortiz.

This could very well be an exchange between sportscenter anchors in the near future:

*Please note, the spelling of the Tigers pitcher is intentional, it would just be like a real ESPN Sportscenter anchor saying it, having absolutely no knowledge of the Detroit staff even though they are 9 games ahead of the White Sox and in first place.

Anchor 1: Jeremy Bonderlander of the Detroit Tigers has just pitched a perfect game, striking out 22 batters in the process.
Anchor 2: But before we get to that, A-Rod has switched to a new color bat, former Red Sox greats Rich Gedman and Tom Bolton discuss the current Red Sox game against Tampa Bay, Derek Jeter made four routine plays today, Barry Bonds doubled twice, and we will show you the Bucky Dent home run clip from 1978 forty five times.
Anchor 1: Let's start off with analyzing David Ortiz's four at bats this evening.
Anchor 2: Boo Yaa!

Horrifying. Simply horrifying.

by Ace McDude September 10, 2008