SportsCenter-able

Coined by Colin Cowherd of SportsNation; used to describe a player who seems like a god in highlights but doesn't live up to what the top 10 shows you.
Sure, the dude made the catch, but he's SportsCenter-able. He's barely batting .200.
by FishFooood May 09, 2011
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Mary Jane

Mary Jane is the drug version of a prostitute — she costs a lot, she can satisfy you for a couple hours, and then she's gone and you're left wanting more.
Sometimes that bitch gets expensive, but I'll always love Mary Jane.
by FishFooood February 03, 2011
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