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sportsball

a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.
person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball
by unusualcaterpillar June 21, 2016
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sportsballing

the act of participating either competitively or noncompetitively in an athletic based endeavor occasionally with other humans that usually involves spherical devices but also doesn’t have to because all sports deserve equal representation including ribbon dancing and roshambo.
Let's go sportsballing; we have a new baseball glove to break in.
by iron horse brewery September 18, 2018
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sportsbabe

any hot chick that plays or covers sports.
Erin Andrews is a sportsbabe.
by cardinal_fan November 16, 2004
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sportscar

One of the most common definitions is "a 2 seater". But, let's analyze the word "sportscar". It is simply a SPORT CAR. The CAR SPORT being racing. Therefore, a sportscar must be competitive in "stock" "production" racing. Unfortunately, "stock" and "production" are terms that are often severely abused in racing.

The only way to truly rate sportscars is to take brand new TOTALLY UNMODIFIED PRODUCTION cars and pit them against each other at the dragstrip, racetrack, and rally circuit. Don't compare them by horsepower or engine size -- totally irrelevant! They should be categorized by Manufacturer Guaranteed Dealership PRICE, such as:

Under $15,000
Under $20,000
Under $25,000
Under $30,000
Under $35,000
Under $40,000

ETCETERA
The Mustang, WRX, and Corvette are great examples of sportscars, offering excellent overall performance, especially relative to their price ranges and cost based competition.
by Willy Zamaz July 2, 2006
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Negro sportsball

Lebron was playing negro sportsball last night
by Mariwas February 19, 2022
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Sportsball

A word used by many, which is often caused by prolonged lack of sun exposure and/or lack of outdoor activity. Users often feel a sense of wit or grandeur when using this word, due to the fact that they are too “intelligent@ to play or be interested in sports, so they feel the need to ridicule anyone that does. Other causes include: banging your head on a table after loosing in geometry dash, dying in Minecraft, and playing too much world of Warcraft
Jack: hey Neville do you want to play catch?
Neville: no, sportsball is stupid and I am too intelligent for your primitive game
by Jxbancdc September 27, 2020
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Sportsball

A general term referring to any and all athletic activities
Person 1: You didn't get the paper into the trash can!

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't sportsball.
by TubaMaverick May 14, 2018
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