Sporkie

The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.

When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.

by BRIF September 29, 2014

Sporkie

The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.

1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.

by KAOT November 12, 2004

Sporife

A combination of a spoon, fork and knife. It has an attachable crazy straw as well.

Oh Snap! That sporife is off the shizzle nizzle. It's so convenient for your everyday eating needs.

by Lisa Harbour December 29, 2004

SparkLife

A site where you can write about anything random out of all randomness.

She wrote about the raisins in her salad on SparkLife.

by popopopopopopopopopopop0 June 9, 2011

sporkfest

a festival during spring break in colorodo when everyone "spoons" or more appropriatly "sporks"

in Breckenridge, Colorodo we had a sporkfest '06 and it was sexxxy

by steve-jon April 25, 2006

Sporkanite

Believer in the philosophy of the great SporK.

Believer in SporKanism.

People on BFC are Sporkanites.

by Tom May 1, 2004

Sporkie and Breuster

A three way 69.

Sometimes shortened to S n B.

Oi Lionel! Wanna join Ingrid and I in a lil' Sporkie and Breuster?

by Sporkie n Breuster February 4, 2016