Spoofulate

To orgasm (or "cum") violently and explosively. Only applies to a male orgasm where spoof (or "sperm") is discharged.

He spoofulated as soon as I licked his prick.

by Scott Williamson June 18, 2004

spoonguard

A device that protects humans from the horrible illnesses caused by spoons.

Blorb

by AC\DC September 13, 2003

Spoonguard

heres an abbreviated comment form the source of the page containing Spoonguard:

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this kitten was exposed to spoons! BUY!SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD!

by zoobob December 15, 2004

spoonguard

a long bungie rope type thing that you hook to your cutlery draws to stop evil spoon from infecting you!!!!

this kitten was exposed to spoons - protect yourself with..... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

by Jamie - the great July 19, 2004

Spoonguard

A very very ugly person, one who looks like those featured in the Spoonguard video.

Man, that guy is a spoonguard!

by Kirsty (Kirshizzle) January 20, 2009

Scoopular

To be in a fantastic mood; feeling good and excited.

I am feeling scoopular today.

by Ladybug. August 18, 2009

spoontard

Name given to staff and owners of spoono.com.

Damn spoontards crashed the server once again!

by John Doe August 16, 2004