Spookum

A generally small but spooky apparition or creature that frightens small children. Also referred to as a bielzibub or a creepling

Jack: Hey, what's wrong with you?

John: I got freaked out by a Spookum in my basement

by Bushdid420 August 22, 2016

Spoonker

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.

"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."

by lxvander forgot her password July 19, 2021

spookular

To be spookedin a humorous way and admit to oneself that it has happened. To describe something spooky or creepy.

Michaelangelo: "... I don't know about you guys, but I could really go for a slice of..."
(Unexpected knock at the door)
Delivery Boy: "PIZZA!"
Michaelangelo: "Whoa... Spookular"

by Bogan Pat October 17, 2007

spoonful of pills

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.

Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.

by Jsmelks September 30, 2015

spoonfuck

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.

The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.

by J-Reddish October 30, 2007

Spoonfusion

The befuddling moment where you don't know where to put your dirty spoon after you place food in the microwave.

I had a bad case of spoonfusion after I realized I had to hold my chili-covered spoon for 3 minutes.

by scottollie May 15, 2011

Spooneuver

The inevitable move from spooning to sex. Usually started by a poke coming through, followed by rubbing and then the slow change from cuddling to doing the naughty naughty.

Jill: I'm not in the mood for sex, I'm glad we can just spoon tonight.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.

BAM - Spooneuver in process.

by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007