Spoonacopopple

Someone who is a less than satisfactory human being. Also, a person of substandard intelligence.

"That tank was a total spoonacopopple." "Dude, don't be a spoonacopopple."

by Mooniacle January 24, 2010

Spoonfart

When you're spooning with your boo and you accidentally pass wind. This usually happens when the partner's knees are tucked up tight to yours and your body is in already in the full bowel movement position. You feign sleep/suppress laughter when they react.

Magnus: I hooked up with this awesome girl last night, but I think I ruined it with a spoonfart.

by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants February 17, 2014

Spoonman

1. A hit song written by the band Soundgarden on their 1994 album, Superunknown. The song was, some say, the band's big break into becoming fully mainstream. It was originally intended to be used on the soundtrack for the Cameron Crowe movie "Singles". The song's inspiration is...

2. Artis The Spoonman, a street performer from California and later Seattle, who plays music using sets of spoons. He has played with various other big names in music, such as Frank Zappa, was featured in the video for Soundgarden's "Spoonman" and has been called "Seattle's best kept secret" by Steven Tyler

"Spoonman is such a fuckin' awesome song"
"Hell yeah, I love that riff!"

"I saw the Spoonman last night, it was a really interesting performance."

by Archit May 22, 2006

Spoonan Nunan

A pedophilic male teacher who pervs on young female students. A teacher who generally is a party pooper and likes to have no fun.

A teacher is looking down a girls shirt:

"Hey, that teacher is chucking a Spoonan Nunan"

by Keefey69 September 7, 2005

spoonakiss

The act of spooning and kissing at the same time. Spoonining usually leads to forking.

Hey babe when you get off work can we spoonakiss.

by hdaduck April 10, 2009

spoontaneous

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

by caseybob February 14, 2010

Spoonjacking

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010