Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

spoogehog

A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.

1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.

2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.

3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.

by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

spöökey lämp

One month a year all moths give up on there dream for lamp and go to search for the spöökey lämp.

Moth loves spöökey lämp.

by Thanos moth October 10, 2018

spooketh

Similar to Shooketh , but used as in you're afraid or completely blown back by fear.

"Girl you hear that sound?"

"Oh nawwww."
"I am Spooketh"

by Shookmaster May 13, 2018

Spookethaphobia

Being scared of someone else being scared and in return you get scared and you're scared that you got scared which causes everyone else to get scared because two people are scared which intensifies your fear of getting scared

"i'm so scared, please help"

"dude I think you have Spookethaphobia"

by Meterrin February 24, 2019

Spookeez

A song used in Friday Night Funkin' Week 2.

Guy1: I should really play Spookeez!
Guy2: Yeah, that song is seriously nice!

by Its a guy :D April 15, 2021

spooker

a dead hooker

Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."

Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"

Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"

Dave: "No, spookers."

Diane: "What are spookers?"

Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"

by connorsji January 22, 2010