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sploogetangle

A tangle that occurs when semen or "splooge" is ejaculated into one's hair resulting in a dry, crusty mess.
Justin slept over last night and I woke up with the nastiest sploogetangle.
by sploogequeen April 9, 2010
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spongemonkey

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!
"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"
by marni March 7, 2004
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spoogmachine

The mechanical dispensary of spoog or a pile of spoog-like substance like jelly or refried beans.
"Who the fuck put my spoon in the spoogmachine"
by DogePuppys July 25, 2018
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Spoonman

1. A hit song written by the band Soundgarden on their 1994 album, Superunknown. The song was, some say, the band's big break into becoming fully mainstream. It was originally intended to be used on the soundtrack for the Cameron Crowe movie "Singles". The song's inspiration is...

2. Artis The Spoonman, a street performer from California and later Seattle, who plays music using sets of spoons. He has played with various other big names in music, such as Frank Zappa, was featured in the video for Soundgarden's "Spoonman" and has been called "Seattle's best kept secret" by Steven Tyler
"Spoonman is such a fuckin' awesome song"
"Hell yeah, I love that riff!"

"I saw the Spoonman last night, it was a really interesting performance."
by Archit May 22, 2006
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Spoogleman

A wooden spoon with a face drawn on with a black marker pen...and a pair of pipe cleaners for arms and legs. As an accessory to spoogleman you can get the spoogle man swimming pool and house set.
You are a F**king spoogleman.
by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003
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Spongeman

Very cool person, Swell, amazing, opposite of "wasteman", awesome
swell, cool, awesome, Spongeman
by Harry&Amy March 25, 2011
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Spooderman

Your aggressive neighborhood spooderman. He saves all in times of crisis (sometimes). He helps all that are in need of help (tries to). And overall he's a great guy! Just don't touch the closet. Otherwise he might freak out.
John: Hey Spooderman!
Spooderman: HEY!
John: Why isn't my kid back from your party?
Spooderman:UH I REALLY GOT TO GO
John: What the hell man I let you borrow thousands from me!
Spooderman: ABOUT THAT
John:STOP SPENDING IT ON DRUGS
Spooderman:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT HEROIN?
John:I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HEROIN!
Spooderman:UH
John:I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Spooderman: ...
John: ...
Spooderman: GOTTA BLAST
by Spiderman's Drug Dealer October 28, 2019
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