sucktard

Sucktard is a mixture of "He sucks" and "He's a retard." Usually used as an epithet.

"Dude, that guy is a sucktard"

by deez August 11, 2004

sicktard

sicktard-anytime something is just a little bit too good for just sick, sicktard.

did you see tina blow all those guys that was sicktard.

by tino carvavan January 10, 2012

Spongtard

The person on the end of this abuse, is for some reason, absolutely fucked in way that there social life has, infact, no meaning, to be called a spongtard it means you are not just a spaz, not just a mong, or not just a retard, it is the lowest for of disablement, therefore, you are infact, a spaz a mong and a retard.

Jamie you fucking spongtard.

Keenan you big eared spongtard.

by MXChamp February 24, 2008

speaktard

1. N. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking

2. N. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking

Adj. speaktarded

charles: "hey cutie, i'm, my name umm.. i mean beer?"
random girl: "was that a question or something?"
charles: "yes.. can i buy it?"
random girl: "you're scaring me what the hell are you talking about?"
charles: "what the hell are you talking about?"
leo: "please excuse my friend, he's a speaktard."

by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011

Smacktard

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

spaktard

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

by jefi b December 7, 2004

Spontarded

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

by :) David :) October 20, 2008