spontaneous head

Oral sex that is not requested, expected or prepared for. Common traits of the receiving parnter usually include shock and awe followed by extreme happiness.

Brendan was only on a second date with this girl, but when she came with the strong spontaneous head after dinner, he fell in love.

by Zack, Spontaneous Head Fan January 2, 2010

spontaneous dentohydroplosion

When one's teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of one's throat.

"The Office" - Health Care (2005)
Jim Halpert: Wait, what are you writing? Don't write ebola or mad cow disease, all right? Because I'm suffering from both of them.
Pam Beesly: I'm inventing new diseases.
Jim Halpert: Oh, great.
Pam Beesly: So, like, let's say that my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?
Jim Halpert: I thought you said you were inventing new diseases? That's spontaneous dentohydroplosion.
Pam Beesly: Nice.

by Zak Kim January 20, 2007

spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.

dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.

by ricky warden June 11, 2006

Kelly spontaneously showed up

To be aroused sexually; to get a boner without expecting

Kelly spontaneously showed up when Jeris was on a road trip to Wyoming with the guys.

by CougarCrazies August 2, 2008

Spontaneous Emojiconing

The use of iPhone Emojicons spontaneously through a text message. Generally a lengthy message, and could result in a "Spontaneous Emojicon War" through text between two or more people however a winner always emerges as it takes time to type each message and generally one person will quit and find something better to do.

Wow, you have a lot of emotion all of the sudden! Spontaneous Emojiconing that is!!!!!

by friendlesscoolkids December 7, 2010

Spontaneousnessism

The act of being spontaneous.

The night did have it's spontaneousnessism's

"it slaps that"

by BLITZ420 January 30, 2021