Splogie

Your.side.girlfriend.mistress ,cum rag

I'm gonna.call splogie

by Skyhogrod September 27, 2018

Splouge

Any substance that has a blob-like consistency.

He hacked up a splouge of phlem.

by Susan Teller-Gerdes October 14, 2007

splodie

It can be used to emhasize anything. It is a noun, and a verb. As long as it is used (and sounds good) in a sentance or phrase, you get one point.

I totally splodied all over!
What the splodie is that?

by bdpenguin May 23, 2006

Splouge

Taking a huge shit in the toilet that the toilet water hits your bum after the glistening poop frolics in the water

Ian took a huge splouge in the toilet but he was upset because there was no toilet paper to caress his bum

by littleboyinthewoods February 28, 2017

splouse

(noun). A euphoric, galactic and rarely explicable mental and physical state.

1."That sprite looks too bubbly??" "Yeah, Ive dropped a fukload of xans in it. It's splouse season bih!".
2."Yaw, I'm fuckin sploouuuused. 03".

by 03TRVP May 15, 2018

splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

shlouie

Means anything or a really annoying girl

You shlouie

by Dhgdghdhbdbdvbdv December 14, 2017