Splorch

The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.

Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!

by Tai Zidek January 5, 2005

Splorch

That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.

April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.

by cimat1984 July 17, 2011

splorch

Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP

Onomatopoiea

Derived from Quake games.

Gun: VOIP!
Head: SPLORCH!

by Yossarian April 15, 2004

Splore

To abbreviate the word "explore" but then misuse it to make it sound sexual

I was looking for a swimsuit so I splored in your drawers.

by HtotheTS September 7, 2010

Splonce

A nonce on splatoon

Dan: huh? Is that lady on our team a splonce?
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…

by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023

splorgeous

someone or something that is overly gorgeous. Super lovely gorgeous

My girlfriend is splorgeous

by Adam The Bloke May 27, 2007

splorch

Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!

I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.

by Bart Wilkins March 25, 2003