Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017

Sploop

An incognito way of expressing your desire to smoke a bong. Usually used when parents or children are around.

Hey man, you down to sploop later?

by Crisis31 April 20, 2010

Sploop

A big looser, no one likes them , smell very bad

Person 1:look at that guy over there

Person 2:what a sploop

by Superduperfungirl April 22, 2019

Sploop

When you do a big poo and some toilet water gets on your bum

I did a sploop

by Globobby October 2, 2019

Sploop

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020

Sploop

When sperm blood and poop mix and make a light pink creamy paste that brother fucking whores fiend for when their high on seamen thay swallow from blowing their boy friends brother

What's that pink stuff all over Courtney's face.
That's sploop from her fucking all her boyfriends brothers it's a mix of sperm blood and poop she can't get enough of it

by Bj from the block July 20, 2022

Sploop

Sperm blood and poop

She was sent home in a diaper with sploop dripping out her ass

by Sean Leslie garnet collins August 20, 2022