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splitback

Splitback is a typically jolly chap who is outgoing and quite talkative. They tend to appeal to a lot of people with their sense of humor and positivity. Their intelligence surpasses quite a lot of the human race, which surprises many.
Wig, Splitback just won an award! He talks so much and is super nice, I never expected him to actually have some smarts.
by splitback July 3, 2018
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splitdick

when you fall on a rope or something along the lines of a thin tube with both legs out destroying your dick
joe: gonna walk accross this rope real quick (falls and lands on his dick, on the rope) AH FUCK I JUST GOT SPLITDICK
by Touch my brother June 23, 2019
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Shitrock

Common name for pets that you don’t know what to name them. Universal nickname.
What will you name him? I don’t fucking know. Shitrock? Come here lil Shitrock.
by H-usky September 29, 2020
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Shitrock

Being completely and utterly defeated; destroyed.
"I turned the corner and got shitrocked by a level 70 battle mage!"
by GRIFTY Rodriguez November 27, 2011
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Shitrock Monument

Any public place that is frequently littered with excrement. Especially one where you know at one point or another your body left you with no choice but to make your own contribution. Such areas tend to be where you find yourself accidentally stepping in something or feeling disgusted every time you remember the time you did.
Beware of Walker Street. It’s a shitrock monument of epic proportions.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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shitrock

Derogatory term for the building material Sheetrock, which makes a building look absolutely SHITTY.
The contractor used shitrock for the walls.
by Khadafi January 1, 2007
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Splitcock

To tell someone to use their imagination. In effect, most people, at least normal, non-homoerotic sadists, wouldn't know what a split cock looks like, so they'd have to use their imagination.
"Hey Jimmy, I heard that there's going to be a comic book about gay school children trapped in Hell, what do you think that'll be like?"
"Splitcock."
"What?"
"Use your imagination fucktard."
by Razor Jones November 25, 2006
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