Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.
originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."
originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."
by saycock June 21, 2007
Get the shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits mug.The only real way you can deal with a JW that is a member of your family. No matter what you say you cannot convince them that they a working for an enormous tax dodge publishing empire based in NYC.
In return they have to stay away from you once you make it clear you think their beliefs are beyond whacky.
The result - you don't see each other, but you still get to go to all the fun things like birthdays etc without that freak being there. Win!
In return they have to stay away from you once you make it clear you think their beliefs are beyond whacky.
The result - you don't see each other, but you still get to go to all the fun things like birthdays etc without that freak being there. Win!
Bob: Hey, is that your brother in law? Lets go say hi.
Adam: Nah man, he's a JW, we are keeping our distance.
Bob: Sounds like some serious Jehovah's Splitness there bro?
Adam: Damn right, it's awesome.
Adam: Nah man, he's a JW, we are keeping our distance.
Bob: Sounds like some serious Jehovah's Splitness there bro?
Adam: Damn right, it's awesome.
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Get the shitpiss mug.A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.
when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.
Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
by Billytucker June 3, 2010
Get the Splitass Cockhouse mug.When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
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