yelling and sniffing

A kid-friendly term to sensor the word "yiffing." First used by MatPat and Stephanie on GTLive to make Dayshift at Freddy's slightly more appropriate.

Mat: Time to yiff the fox!
Steph: Don't do it, Matthew. No yelling and sniffing of the Foxy allowed.

by PoweredByDietCoke July 22, 2017

a splitting of the mind

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.

"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."

by I'm trash October 7, 2016

turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

book sniffing

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.

Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!

by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017

The Spiffing Brit

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.

One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.

by Doctor J October 13, 2020

Schiffing

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.

Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.

by BTCBug December 29, 2020

splitting wigs

To crack a muthafucka's head wide open.

If shit don't change around here, I'm gonna start splitting wigs up in this bitch!!

by Mandye Mayhem August 3, 2017