Splarsh

The act of driving a vehicle through slush or water at high speeds in order to soak innocent bystanders. Easiest way to get the bird in history.

Joe: Hey look some joggers, let's splarsh the fuck outta them.

Verb: Splarshing

Joe: Hey let's go splarshing.

by Mrmikeman2 March 3, 2014

splewsh

The highest level of human being, only being surpassed by Jesus Christ himself. Though often described as black with locs, anyone has the aptitude to become a Splewsh. The original Splewsh, however, rules over all Splewshes. Splewsh's followers have a specific name, called "The Guch".

That man is such a damn genius.

Must be a Splewsh.

by Splewsh Wood May 20, 2018

Splorsh

The splash of water that comes up and hits you in the gooch and/or anus after dropping a deuce.

"Shit man! I got splorsh'd and now my gooch and/or anus is wet!"

by Jim Jam Oggy September 5, 2011

Spleesh

A term that can be used to reference having sex. This term can also be used to describe a hot women.

I mo spleesh dees hoes.

I almost spleeshed this girl last night but some retard walked in the room.

Damn son look at those fine ass spleeshies over there.

by Ruuuus_bucket August 11, 2010

Spleesh

1. Needing to go to the toilet.

2. The sound your piss makes when it's aimed into the toilet perfectly; also like a Swish in basketball.

"I need to spleesh"

"BRB I just need to spleesh"

by Jack Patros October 7, 2008

Spleash

To sleep or sleeping, tired and ready for bed

Mom, I spleashing by Dan's tonight ok?

by DBird September 6, 2007

splerch

when you make a spitty-farting noise from your mouth when laughing

I was trying to laugh quietly but I splerched

by splerch at phan April 6, 2015