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splindickerous

a feeling when you want to do something, right then at that very moment, no questions asked. your also very hyper and jittery
-a feeling of taking speed, and drinking 30 redbulls//hyper = splindickerous
by j-dick January 2, 2009
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Splendiculous

Splin - dik- ū- luss

A word used when you want to sarcastically say "splendid" and seriously say "ridiculous" at the same time. Often times to leave people wondering if you are excited or disappointed by a situation, news, or announcement.
Mom: "I need you to babysit Mrs. Smiths kids tonight so make sure you're home early!"

Me: "All 5 of them?! They are so bratty. I always come home stressed out & get a headache afterwards. Do I have to?"

Mom:"I already said you would."

Me: "Splendiculous..."

Mom: "Did you hear that Mr & Mrs Smith are pregnant again?! It's Twins!"

Me: "Really?! 7 kids now?! Well isnt that just Splendiculous of them."

CNN: "The cost of oil, cost of real estate and housing, cost of living, and cost of insurance, cost of (basically everything you need is up) and steadily climbing along with the Unemployment, Welfare , and Tax rates/percentages. To make matters worse the bill to raise minimum wage was voted out yesterday. Plans to rewrite the bill (in hopes it will pass this time) will begin in 6 months....

In other news the president made another executive decision today..."

Me:"Splennn-diculous... :-\ F.M.L."
by MagnawesomeKK April 24, 2016
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Cougarlicious-splendicious

A syndrome, in which a person is often attracted to people in content from previous generations (e.g 1980s films) and obviously realise that now that person is old enough to be their mother/father or maybe even their grandmother/grandfather
Wow! That woman is quite attractive. Oh wait, that was her in 1963. She now lives in a care home and craps herself every 2 minutes. Guess I have a grade A case of Cougarlicious-splendicious
by CaptainAjamier January 30, 2021
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splendickerus

I have a splendickerus idea
by SkyUchiha95 May 30, 2023
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splendick

Her: have you seen peyton's cock, its so small

Me: what do you mean he has a splendick.
by DILLYSWILLY May 4, 2024
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Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.
Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.
by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025
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Magically Splendickless

Adj. To describe a male to be so lacking in his own genital endowment that the sight of which elicits a splendid reaction pertaining to enchanting nature of the genitalia's absence.
He was being so obnoxious that the best response she had to stop his behavior was to shout, "Dammit, you are so magically splendickless!".

Often used by a magical red headed hoe .
by onephinepeace October 6, 2011
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