splaced

Being unaware of ones own relationship to time and space. Usually after several hours spent consuming mood altering substances.

"Do not ask me to make any type of unimportant decisions right now, I'm splaced"

by thebigdeal January 19, 2010

splayed

Most gruesome murder of all.

"The man was splayed from the atomic bomb."

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Splayed

So drunk that you can't do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides

Homie drunk too much and splayed right in the middle of the living room.

by Ej October 12, 2014

splazed

a heightend level of intoxication beyond just being blazed. usually involves alcohol. similar to being twisted, crunk, blitzed, or yammered.

yo i'm diesss splazed off that Jack and those Ls. grab me a yeungy.

by HuckFinn08 March 10, 2009

Splowed

The act of inflicting great physical distress on a person (Usually in the face). This is usually carried out with a fist. Other body parts or instruments may also be used. Most commonly a punch in the face will do if it "lays the victim out".

1.Just watched a rich Douche get pulled out if his car and splowed at a red light. Highlight of my day.

2. I was in class the other day and Joe was talking crazy on my boy Drew and he got splowed.

by Degofx6 September 22, 2011

laid out and splayed out

a thorough and proper fucking

I just wanna get fucked, laid out and splayed out.

by babyrumpkisser April 2, 2025