I Love Splatoon
by Epic Gamer Moments July 19, 2019
Get the Splatoon mug.Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian
Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon
by fagroat September 28, 2019
Get the Splatoon mug.To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.
Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.
Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.
I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.
You just got splatooned all over.
by dsky May 10, 2015
Get the splatoon mug.The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this
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