splashback

When the crap drops from a distance great enough so that , when it comes in contact with the surface of the water in the toilet bowl the water, and whatever is in it, splashes and hits your ass, hence splashback

It sucks to have a splashback after you pee

by eye kill fish October 14, 2003

splashback

1. when the water from a toilet or a urinal splashes up or out and wets your arse or shoes.

2. (metaphorical) unforeseen, unintentional, negative consequences of a person's actions.

1. John noticed a light mist on his shoes and cursed his splashback.

2. Neil realised he had incurred splashback when he recognised his girlfriend's mother as the older woman he had picked up while drunk the previous weekend.

by Gunnar Longshanks January 4, 2007

splashback

The spritzes of urine that deflect off of toilets, urinals and urinal cakes and onto the person urinating, as well has his clothes and shoes.

When I use the urinal I always aim for the side to reduce splashback.

by crace selvage September 27, 2007

splashback

When you take a crap and the water splashes your anus.

I was on the toilet today and then I had a splashback

by Ianandrew November 14, 2006

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

splashback

The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.

See 'drop zone' for related info.

"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "

by BioMenace November 10, 2008

splashback

The memory of a previously experienced wet dream.

Hey man, the other day i had the most righteous and kickass wet dream. I totally just remembered, what a great splashback.

by Kwanna LayM3 May 30, 2010