Splashpack

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.

My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S

by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010

splashpad

A layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing

When using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.

by ll00l0l July 28, 2012

Splashadoodle

When 2 fat people in hover chairs splash water at eachother. Also, splashadoodle is also known as a reference to an amazing pre-cum during sex with men.

Nathan: i splashadoodled all over Andy last night, fucking worth it

by Handicap Penadoodle August 9, 2016