Salt Lake City Splash Back

While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.

Only possible during a "Blumpkin"

Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver

Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"

Dan: "real nigga shit?"

Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"

Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"

by SLCSB November 9, 2017

stinky splash back

When someone who has an extreme case of diarrhoea that when this person excreates with a certain amount of excessive force it ricochets of the bowl and splatters on the persons back is also a common sexual technique amongst mongolian sadists

dddddddddddduuuuuude I so need a shower, i jst had a major case of a stinky splash back. Damn mexican food

by Dr Augustus Jackson October 16, 2008

The Splash Back

When you are doing your business and stand to close to the urinal and a splash of urine gets on your clothes.

Don't stand to close to the urinal or you will get The Splash Back and stain your white shorts.

by dirtysheets May 6, 2009

climactic splash back

when someone is masturbating, while in the middle of discretion, and they synchronize the orgasm and there splash back.

oh mummy, I had a climactic splash back today

by BigDkKings December 15, 2016

back splash

When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.

God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!

by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008

back splash

Noun - the "spray" resulting from the use of a urinal, usually resulting in pee speckled pants/shorts and hands.

Typical causes - standing too close, excessive stream strength.

Tom: Hey man, What happened to your pants? Get caught in a sudden crotch downpour?

Jimmy: Ha-ha. No, stupid back splash from the urinal...

by BlackjackII April 7, 2008

Back-Splash

The splashing back of dirty toilet water on your anus after dropping a monster duce.

damn man, i just shit so big that i got back-splashed.

by Aaron Cobb December 25, 2007