spaff

another word for ejaculate

bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa

by another word for ejaculate June 10, 2015

Spafe

Especially safe

K: hey
G: hey
Me: hey, you guys are pretty darn spafe.

by H-meister April 27, 2010

splacktastical

Something that is better than anything you've ever seen before. Amazing.

Those gray Nike shoes are splacktastical.

by SaltySnit April 13, 2017

Spaffically

Adverb; in a manner pertaining to sudden and violent ejaculation.

Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.

Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.

Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.

by JankZappa December 31, 2021

sam shlafstein

Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein

“Oh yeah preet? I don’t even think about him anymore” that’s what a Sam shlafstein would say

by Tittypoop346 May 11, 2020

Spaff

To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.

I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak

by Jelly Pumpernickel October 4, 2012

splace

A combination of the words space and place.

It was a good opportunity to check this splace.

by PorterHouse April 10, 2008