Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017

cocker spadge

'Cocker Spadge' is an affectionate term or a lighthearted greating used primarily towards young children by thier older relatives. It is common In North England around the North Yorkshire area.
It is often confused by people not from the area to be an insult. It does not take any meaning from the traditional insult of cock.

1 Someones Gran : Alright Cocker Spadge?
Granchild: Alright Gran.

by J-ames December 21, 2006

spludge

to ejaculate all over that bitch

girl you made me spludge

by james husband January 23, 2005

spludgen

To ejaculate uncontrollably

Dude, can I borrow some tissues? I just spuludgened in my pants.

by B0dizzy May 20, 2005

spadger

Colloquial and affectionate term for the female genitalia. Possibly originated from "The Picture" magazine in Australia during the 1990s. See also "Smoo".

She has a fine body with a very cute spadger

by The Basilisk June 2, 2006

Splange

Splange - adjective

Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)

Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom

Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T

A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me

I'm gonna splange this youtube video

by rzhhhh November 12, 2011

splaiged

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.

seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007