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tall ol' smitties

Small ol' Titties.

May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.

The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.

A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!

Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.

Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?

Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.

Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
by thaChamp April 3, 2010
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snitties

Damn look at those snitties
by professorsnitty May 3, 2019
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Tmall Ol Sitties

those small ol titties you always see which causes a decrease in your boner
Matt: Ethan bro your girlfriend has some tmall ol sitties
Ethan: yeah i know i hate it
by imsuchabawss December 3, 2011
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whipping shitties

Same as doing cookies or donuts.
"Lets go whip some shitties, bro"

"Where were you?"
"Whipping shitties in the parking lot of the cheese factory"
by McTightass April 6, 2014
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pissy shitties

an american treat/tradition that we have in movie theaters. you make pissy shitties by pouring pepsi into a bucket of popcorn. it makes the popcorn mushy and you eat it while you watch the movie
foreigner: when you make pissy shitties, doesn't the pepsi leak through the bucket and get your pants wet?
american: yes, its part of the experience
by fuchse May 11, 2016
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whippin shitties

Doing a donut in an automobile.
We started whippin shitties in the 5.0 untill the neighbors called the cops.
by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
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Pissy Shitties

The Pissy Shitty, invented and patented in 1893 by M.M. O’Shaughnessy, is a bowl of popcorn that you pour Coca-Cola into. It is typically served in movie theaters across The United States in containers called “Piss Buckets”. Different states have different variations, with Texas using Dr. Pepper instead of the traditional Coca-Cola.

It is also served in some bars as an alcoholic variation (usually with dark liquor and Coca-Cola) called a “Friday Night Free And Easy”.
Hey dad, can we get Pissy Shitties when we see Fast and Furious 69?”

“Yes, son.”
by Poopy Butty July 3, 2020
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