spitler

The act of putting one's anus upon the upper lip and releasing flatulence, therefore causing anal excrement to seep upon the recipient's upper lip.

Joe gave David a spitler for his birthday.

or

Pat unsheathed his anger upon Kody by giving him a spitler.

by Steveler October 5, 2007

Shitley McBitch

A racist who tries to find other white cohorts for sympathy when they are called out on their racism. They can be found throwing sympathy and pity parties for themselves when other people point out all of the ways their actions are racist. May also quote "playing the race card" or "he thought I was racist". This may consist of crying, complaining and misconstruing events. A worthless bigot who tries to gain friends by invoking sympathy or mistreatment after doing things that are racist.

She tried to make a scene because she's a Shitley McBitch.

He was here to interrupt you and create racial controversy because he has no friends and is a Shitley McBitch.

by Ohio will suck forever June 27, 2020

spitless

euphemism for shitless, so you don't get in 'spit' for swearing.

A: I'm bored spitless
B: Me, too, let's fuck or something!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2008

shitleyig

a very hot mutual who wanted an urban dictionary page about her so here we are <33

person 1 : man who tf is shitleyig 🤨
person 2 : my hottest mutual on tiktok 🙄

by faxteller May 18, 2021

Stitley

A bad teacher

Stitley is mean

by 31 gang May 2, 2024

Kneel Spitler

Kneel: The act of a small weak man offering to perform oral sex on large dominant men while kneeling, the Spitler: combines spit or swallower as it pertains to dealing with the large dominant man’s cum.

Gay man: Come here big guy I want to give you a kneel Spitler. Big guy: are you going to surprise me at the end with a Spitler or are you going to swallow

by Ass filling August 26, 2025